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Friday, February 1, 2013

How to speak Bislama

Have you ever tried learning another language? What's the most frustrating? Grammar? Conjugating verbs? Well, look no further, just learn Bislama and you won't have those problems!
Yes, it's true, they don't conjugate their verbs, and they only add one indicator word when talking in past or future tense. It's awesome! Let me give you a few examples:
Yu no stap lukluk mi olsem. = Don't stare at me like that.
Yu bin lukluk mi yestadei? = Did you see me yesterday?
Bae yu lukluk mi tumoro. = You will see me tomorrow.

Mi bin foldaon klosap long bas stap. = I fell down close to the bus stop.
Mi hop se bae mi no foldaon tumoro.= I hope I don't fall down tomorrow.

Some of my favorite words/ phrases include:
Woman blong mi = "my wife," but they usually shorten 'blong' to 'blo,' which makes it hysterical...
David i gat hed.= David is smart. (NOT what you were thinking!!)
Swim= bathe, but "swimswim" is to swim in the ocean/ pool
Olsem wanem? I stret? = How are you?
Smol haos =bathroom
Bigfala naif= machete
Woman faol= female chicken (man faol= rooster)
Pikinini= children, which I learned after the fact, has some racial connotations, just not in Vanuatu
Nem blong mi Leisale. = My name is Leisale (which means 'woman who enjoys to dance.')
Mitrifala = the three of us
Popo= papaya, which is funny only if you speak German, cuz then it means your butt...I cracked up every time I was offered some, and finally explained it to my host parents, which subsequently made them say it more often with a smirk on their face, just to make me laugh!

And this one, I stumbled upon in the Bislama dictionary: bisexual= fiftyfifty.
Enough said about this language, it's AWESOME and easy to learn. I can't wait for our group's reunions, when we can all speak in Bislama, and everyone else is clueless. I will keep practicing.